I've just been reading the Daily Wail's take on this story. It's the closest I've got to howling with laughter all week!
Read Judy's responses. Just a thought, and I must be way off, but who does it sound like?
As for Yoko Ono, the woman really needs to get out more.
It's been Robbie all this time.
Yer secret is oot, loon!