Those did make me laugh, but I've not seen tradesman recently. I spun into a brainstrorm and thought: what about The Handyman? Still fits with those funny writeups but in addition:
- Contains his name *Andy*
- Is the British version of the Aussie flavour of tradesman, with lots of tools for dismantling other people's weapons, in a decptively understated way (h the British flavour of tradesman is more usually indicating shop-keeper or delivery man)
- trips off the tongue
- I repeat: Contains his NAME The hANDYman . Squee
I may be over-excited. I also like magician with his bag of tricks... mmm
And yes, he'll always be a golden boy.