Not entirely unexpected this result, surely? Andy is rusty, and it's clear from the little I've seen and read, his form at this tournament has generally been poor with some flashes of genius.
JMDP is no pussy either for goodness sake.
Can I also remind people of the widespread criticsm of Andy before Lendl came on board was that Andy's forehand was too weak to ever win slams. Now apparently that's compromised his movement.
Yes, Andy starts very slowly, is inconsistent, prone to lapses, easily distracted, too self-critical, unlikely to get double figure slams He's unlikely to change
So honestly, if you can't cope with this, perhaps you should find another player, preferably perfect in every way, to fulfill your fantasies.