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Question: Who will win?
Murray in 2
Murray in 3
Russell in 2
Russell in 3
Murray retires from the sport after losing the first set due to his poor mental attitude and realisation that his recent results put him outside the top 1000

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IW R3: Murray vs Russell « on: March 15, 2010, 02:45 PM »
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Michael Russell of the USA up next. The world no. 68 knocked out Igor Andreev, the 32nd seed, in round two.


Russell in two for me, 6-0 6-0. Murray has been in decline for the last year or so, with no consistency and a piss-poor mental attitude to boot.
Besides, Russell has a mean lunge on him, as evidenced in an airport toilet above. I sympathise with him, the nose can be a tough part of the body to dry properly.
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 03:56 PM »
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 04:08 PM »
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 04:10 PM »
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Check out the ankle-high urinal in the picture too. Either he's just finished a practice session in a primary school or this particular gym caters for the gentleman with the extra long schlong.
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 04:16 PM »
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Quote from: Joe on March 15, 2010, 04:10 PM
Check out the ankle-high urinal in the picture too. Either he's just finished a practice session in a primary school or this particular gym caters for the gentleman with the extra long schlong.

Designed for someone like James then, when he takes his out of its holster, it's like unrolling a sheet of tarpaulin.
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 04:38 PM »
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It's not just a babies arm holding an apple, it's the entire goddamn baby.
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 07:59 PM »
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Quote from: Sir Panda on March 15, 2010, 04:16 PM
Designed for someone like James then, when he takes his out of its holster, it's like unrolling a sheet of tarpaulin.

I tuck it into my sock.
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 08:46 PM »
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And there I came on to see what people where saying about the tennis Rolling Eyes should have known better lol
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 08:59 PM »
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Quote from: HazelMP on March 15, 2010, 08:46 PM
And there I came on to see what people where saying about the tennis Rolling Eyes should have known better lol

Hazel, don't you know that these boys use the forum to talk about their private parts by now? I think most of them have a foot in the closet. Wink
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 09:24 PM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 15, 2010, 08:59 PM
Hazel, don't you know that these boys use the forum to talk about their private parts by now? I think most of them have a foot in the closet. Wink

Don't look at me, I was being perceptive about the photo. I think it's important to know the reason for that mini urinal. Is Russell really that poor that he has to break into local schools to practice? Is his nose very cold? Could he really not find a better place to exercise than a toilet?
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 10:03 PM »
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Quote from: Joe on March 15, 2010, 09:24 PM
Don't look at me, I was being perceptive about the photo. I think it's important to know the reason for that mini urinal. Is Russell really that poor that he has to break into local schools to practice? Is his nose very cold? Could he really not find a better place to exercise than a toilet?

Yeah odd picture...didn't you say airport though? More places have lower sinks and urinals in toilets for children...probably the easiest solution lol
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 10:10 PM »
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Quote from: HazelMP on March 15, 2010, 10:03 PM
Yeah odd picture...didn't you say airport though? More places have lower sinks and urinals in toilets for children...probably the easiest solution lol

No idea where it is, made the airport bit up!
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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 10:18 PM »
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Quote from: Joe on March 15, 2010, 02:45 PM
Michael Russell of the USA up next. The world no. 68 knocked out Igor Andreev, the 32nd seed, in round two.


Russell in two for me, 6-0 6-0. Murray has been in decline for the last year or so, with no consistency and a piss-poor mental attitude to boot.
Besides, Russell has a mean lunge on him, as evidenced in an airport toilet above. I sympathise with him, the nose can be a tough part of the body to dry properly.



lmao

Quote from: HazelMP on March 15, 2010, 08:46 PM
And there I came on to see what people where saying about the tennis Rolling Eyes should have known better lol


Yes you should naughty lol

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I think it's important to know the reason for that mini urinal.


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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 10:29 PM »
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Quote from: Joe on March 15, 2010, 10:10 PM
No idea where it is, made the airport bit up!

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Re: IW R3: Murray vs Russell « Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 04:43 AM »
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lol  Now, about tennis ... quote from his Wikipedia - "Russell (aged 31) is a defensive counter-puncher, known for his footspeed and consistency.  John McEnroe described him as a particularly dogged competitor ..."

"Consistency"? ... reckon this might be an interesting match, although it has the potential to turn into a boring baseline slog-out.
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