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He's being racist! He hasn't written what he likes about England!...  Whistle
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Another one from The Spoof: Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile.

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Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has employed Greg Rusedski as his new grinning coach, The Spoof can exclusively reveal. Murray requested the services of Rusedski after his former grinning coach quit, citing that getting Murray to smile was 'a lost and hopeless cause'.

Fake Brit Rusedski, who hasn't stop grinning since 1992 as part of Guinness world record attempt, is also relishing the challenge:

Rusedski was guarded when asked what methods he was going to employ in order to get the talented Scot to finally chuckle, but did offer some insight:

"I may do my Kermit The Frog impersonation for starters, then I'm considering a Punch And Judy puppet show, and if all else fails, I'll probably just pop in a dvd of my tennis career".


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Mr. Green Now that one is genius.

And has put a huge grin on my face.
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Very Happy
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Very good! clap
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roflmao  Wow that is brilliant!  Very Happy
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Murray to be the new face of Marks and Spencer (spoof)

Marks and Spencer last night confirmed that it had signed up British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to be the new face of their Urchin Chic collection due to be launched next month. A spokesperson exclusively told The Spoof: "Andy will add an edgy, unpredictable dimension. A bit of a challenge, but I'm sure we're up to it."

Although unconfirmed, it is believed that Murray returned to Britain just before the US Open in order to receive some essential modelling tips from his stunning girlfriend, Kim Sears, which clinched the deal.

It is a move which his trainer, Brad Gilbert, thinks will help his young charge: "I realised Junior was taking my mantra 'winning ugly' too literally. He's no number one in the pretty-boy stakes, but I mean, you know, I have to look at his freaking grim face more than most, and a bit of a makeover would be big props."

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i24392
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I think we should have a seperate topic for spoof news.
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Really? Seems hardly worth it Think
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We have news on Andy's 2008 schedule. cmon yeah Apparently he's playing in Dubai.

British No1 Andy Murray has been lined up to challenge champion Roger Federer and 2006 winner Rafael Nadal at the Dubai Duty Free presents the Barclays Dubai Tennis Championships 2008, XPRESS can reveal

Colm McLoughlin, managing director of Dubai Duty Free, told XPRESS: "Andy Murray is coming next year. That’s definite." He was speaking on the sidelines of a press conference to announce Barclays had signed a $9 million (Dh33 million) deal to become title sponsors of the Dubai Tennis Championships for the next three years.


Unless he isn't playing in America in February (San Jose, Memphis) where he is defending loads of points that's pointless, flying from America to Dubai then back to America again for Indian Wells and Miami.
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If he's not playing San Jose etc then I assume he'll be playing the European events around then. That's a bizarre one. Especially considering he stayed with Brad for a huge chunk of the Western America stuff so it took away from Brad's travelling weeks. Maybe he is doing the double long haul. He did come home for a week after all... but Dubai is so far!
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Can anyone say "Appearance fee" lol
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Murray hints DC may take back seat...


http://www.theherald.co.uk/sport/headlines/display.var.1691031.0.0.php
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Murray make DC pledge.....

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5g6mucjoBzJiE4FhvBmELEbT1kfFQ

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