It's not even remotely funny though.
It isn't even satire which is -
1. The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. A literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
'Human folly'? 'Vice'? Do any of these attributes apply here? This article was written by some small-minded, malicious, smart-ass who hopefully is no longer employed by the Independent; and if it was in fact written by a "contributor" then the Editor should be hauled over the coals for allowing it to be published.
Ah I love Kai. Him and Tsonga my favourite players I think, besides Andy of course.
Kei's one of my favourites too. He's shown so much guts and determination to succeed, even to the extent of going to the Nick Bollettieri Tennis Academy so's he could, as he put it, "learn to play like a Westerner". I thought it was quite interesting though that he declined to extend his contract with Brad Gilbert beyond the end of last year. Maybe, like Andy, Kei has a few ideas of his own which he's reluctant to change.
It used to infuriate me when I heard people referring to the Big 3 plus Murray, like he was some kind of after-thought.