It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry."This is a real coup," a spokesperson told the Spoof. "Perry was the last British man to win the singles final at Wimbledon some 70 years ago, and we're hopeful the biopic will be completed by 2009, in time to commemorate the centenary of his birth. He deserves to be portrayed on film by an authentic tennis player, and who is there better than Murray, a Brit who is hotly tipped to win Wimbledon himself in the next few years."
Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UNDERNEATH.