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The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « on: March 27, 2010, 08:36 PM »
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Well, that was woeful.

Flatter than the Netherlands, slower than Ann Widdicombe wearing iron boots wading through treacle, and less focus than a Tesco Value disposable camera.

I think it may be time for Andy to consider adding some new input into his coaching team. I've seen people suggesting a psychologist. Hmm, well it's obvious that his slump is in the mental department, as he played some of his best tennis only recently, in January. Whether it is missing a bit of 'How's yer father?' from Miss Kimberly Sears, a lack of concentration due to the media furore that has surrounded him thanks to that cretin, Sunbed Lloyd, or a man who is simply failing to recover from that defeat in the AO final, I think Andy needs to be pro-active and seek some advice/help from someone who has reached the top echelons of the game, who knows the massive weight/expectation that Andy is bearing.

Andy, you have three weeks to sort your game (especially that second serve, 75MPH is absolutely embarrassing) and your head out - I hope to see a revitalised and focused Andy Murray enter the principality, because he has a lot of points to defend in the clay season.

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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 08:42 PM »
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Can we have some sort of MW appeal, like a Blue Peter one, where we all put in some cash to have a pile of elephant sh*t dumped outside John Lloyd's house in L.A.?

Better yet, let's each put some of our faeces in. Shotgun I go first, I'd hate to be the last to put mine in.

As you suggest, someone with a knowledge of psychology is needed, be it in a sporting sense or as a more conventional personal counsellor.

Is it three weeks to MC? Or two? Genuine question. Think
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 08:52 PM »
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Quote from: Joe on March 27, 2010, 08:42 PM
Can we have some sort of MW appeal, like a Blue Peter one, where we all put in some cash to have a pile of elephant sh*t dumped outside John Lloyd's house in L.A.?

I'm in. Now where's the number to the Taj Mahal? Three vindaloos, two bowls of Saag Aloo and six pints of cobra should do the trick.
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 08:53 PM »
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Where's fuzzyballs thses days? Surprised he hasn't appeared to have his say. lol


Quote from: Joe on March 27, 2010, 08:42 PM
Is it three weeks to MC? Or two? Genuine question. Think
It's two.
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 08:54 PM »
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Where's fuzzyballs thses days? Surprised he hasn't appeared to have his say. lol

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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #5 on: March 27, 2010, 08:56 PM »
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Quote from: boogers on March 27, 2010, 08:54 PM
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 08:56 PM »
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Couldn't be bothered logging in yawn
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 08:57 PM »
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Couldn't be bothered logging in yawn

That was a right sharp edit, toe-rag.
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 08:59 PM »
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That was a right sharp edit, toe-rag.
I had to edit, when I read back I realised my post could be misinterpreted as me getting annoyed with your comment Very Happy
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #9 on: March 27, 2010, 09:02 PM »
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Quote from: Mark on March 27, 2010, 08:59 PM
I had to edit, when I read back I realised my post could be misinterpreted as me getting annoyed with your comment Very Happy

Which is exactly the conclusion I jumped to, like a lemming from the top of canary wharf.
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #10 on: March 27, 2010, 09:07 PM »
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #11 on: March 27, 2010, 10:09 PM »
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Anybody noticed how Cowan is desperately trying to sound exactly like Peter Fleming?
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #12 on: March 27, 2010, 10:11 PM »
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Sexy Legs wishes he'd had one tenth as successful a career as the Flemmeister.
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #13 on: March 27, 2010, 10:13 PM »
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Quote from: Grabcopy on March 27, 2010, 10:09 PM
Anybody noticed how Cowan is desperately trying to sound exactly like Peter Fleming?
He will never be a 'Pete' doesn't have the legs for it.  I locked eyes with Peter Fleming during the Aberdeen Cup... he is quite handsome.  Think
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Re: The inquest, the post-mortem, etc etc. « Reply #14 on: March 27, 2010, 10:16 PM »
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Yes, career high 162; took Sampras to five sets at Wimbledon in the 2nd round when Pete was looking for a bit of extra grass-court practice, and then issued a THREE-PAGE press release when he retired.

For someone who appears to have no sense of humour whatsoever, he's got better on Sky over the years (by copying Fleming), but you wouldn't want him at your birthday party, would you?
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