Why does the USO take three days to get through the first round, unlike Wimbledon, which does it in two? Don't they have enough outside courts or something?
I'm sticking to my theory that they make it up as they go along!
By the way, on a different subject, could someone please ask the comms not to use the words 'throw' and 'up' just now, especially together? I haven't today, but my stomach objects rather dramatically when they use those words!