Joining him should be Simon Reed and Mats Wilander, with Virginia Wade making up a commentating threesome - gross thought, but there we are lol.
Agree there! In fact most of the Eurosport commentary team would have to go in, though Frew McMillan and Rob Curling can stay.
Also I'd put the RF hats in - seeing a stadium full of people wearing them really irritates me for some reason!
Tactical medical timeouts and retirements when the player is about to lose.
Djokovic's endless ball bouncing during important points.
Commentators insisting on repeating the story where Ferrer's coach locked him in a cupboard when he was a teenager > Ferrer working on a building site for a week - interesting the first time but not every single match!