Im not saying cleaning out the toilets is necessarily a sport. But it isn't hard to see how it could become one with a bit of planning. Its probably more of a sport than synchronised swimming.
.. your comments in this particular cubicle are p*sh and you are in danger of being flushed out. Put your wooden spoon away and start using the bog-brush, pal.
Although, on second thoughts, you deserve to be sent on a toothbrush bog-clean duty.