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Bullsh*t Bingo « on: August 15, 2006, 04:04 AM »
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that:

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

basically
core competencies
best practice
bottom line
revisit

obviously
to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
24/7
out of the loop
benchmark

value-added
proactive
win-win
think outside the box
essentially

"hit the nail on the head",
"having said that"
"ya know what I'm say'n"
at the end of the day
touch base

he goes/she goes
client focus(ed)
paradigm
"I'm like"
leverage

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSH*T!"


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Testimonials from satisfied "Bullsh*t Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Adam W, Atlanta

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David T, Orlando

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan J, New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G, Denver lol

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSH*T!' for the third time in two hours." - Richard C, Chicago

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Re: Bullsh*t Bingo « Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 12:36 PM »
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ah bev thats hilarious!!! x(",)x
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Re: Bullsh*t Bingo « Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 12:39 PM »
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That is a good one. I'll prepare a table and give it to my dad for his next meeting at work Very Happy
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