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Bullsh*t Bingo

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Bullsh*t Bingo « on: August 15, 2006, 04:04 AM »

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that:

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

core competencies
best practice
bottom line

to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
out of the loop

think outside the box

"hit the nail on the head",
"having said that"
"ya know what I'm say'n"
at the end of the day
touch base

he goes/she goes
client focus(ed)
"I'm like"

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSH*T!"


Testimonials from satisfied "Bullsh*t Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Adam W, Atlanta

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David T, Orlando

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan J, New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G, Denver lol

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSH*T!' for the third time in two hours." - Richard C, Chicago

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Re: Bullsh*t Bingo « Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 12:36 PM »

ah bev thats hilarious!!! x(",)x
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Re: Bullsh*t Bingo « Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 12:39 PM »

That is a good one. I'll prepare a table and give it to my dad for his next meeting at work Very Happy
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