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Business is business

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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge $20 for sex,"

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Hehe. lol
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roflmao
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 roflmao roflmao Bev's jokes always have that sort of edge. Wink
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 roflmao  Thats brilliant!   clap
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roflmao  upfunny 

love it!
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I don't know where you find them Bev ............ lmao
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lmao
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I LOVE Jack Nicholson ............
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I LOVE Jack Nicholson ............

My favourite actor, just knows how to play the crazy ******* role perfectly!
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My favourite actor, just knows how to play the crazy ******* role perfectly!

I loved him as the Warlock when he played opposite Cher - was it Witches of Eastwick?  He was so fantastic when he turned up at the recital, snored his head off at the back of the audience and then fell off his seat ..... he is the greatest...
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One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Shining, even The Departed, he was sensational in all three of those films.
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Absolutely ..... I agree.  What was the name of that EVIL EVIL nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - she played a great part.  Just for your trivia box (in case you didn't already know) ... did you know that Michael Douglas was the Producer for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
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Nurse Ratched?

Guessing Douglas was one of the producers, not just THE producer?
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