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Clydey's Stories.

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You should know from my stories that I play hard to get. Shrug

lol

not hard enough :-)
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but one's things for sure Mark will be hard watching this conversation. lol@Mark
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Why not come and find out for yourself? Come on Don't be shy lol. You want life long sexual experiences well l can offer the best one's :-)
Clydey l'm not going to deny it but theres something l like about you. LUCK YOU EH?  lol

lmao You don't mess around when you're after something.

I'm an old, battered, 26-year-old. Any sexual activity requires that my zimmer frame be incorporated into the action.  old
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but one's things for sure Mark will be hard watching this conversation. lol@Mark

Mark's too busy in the other thread trying to get me to admit that I'm wrong. He'll be there for a few hours yet.
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Mark's too busy in the other thread trying to get me to admit that I'm wrong. He'll be there for a few hours yet.

l can do old and l would do you ;-)
No seriously something nice about you Clydey. maybe it's because your Scottish. yer patter makes me laugh.
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SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! Jerry
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SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! Jerry

 see Clydey l told you he'd be here with his popcorn lol
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see Clydey l told you he'd be here with his popcorn lol
Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads!
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Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads!

  lol you minx.
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l can do old and l would do you ;-)
No seriously something nice about you Clydey. maybe it's because your Scottish. yer patter makes me laugh.

All these compliments are making me blush. Embarassed

Keep 'em coming.  devil

Out of curiosity, what age are you anyway? I don't know an awful lot about you. Think
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All these compliments are making me blush. Embarassed

Keep 'em coming.  devil

Out of curiosity, what age are you anyway? I don't know an awful lot about you. Think

That's what makes it more interesting don't you think? l'm to old for you. 31 now you should stick to the wee young ones, They cannae flirt like me l know. l am unique. lol
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That's what makes it more interesting don't you think? l'm to old for you. 31 now you should stick to the wee young ones, They cannae flirt like me l know. l am unique. lol

You're 31!? I thought I was talking to someone who was 19 or 20. lol

And here's me calling myself an old *******.
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You're 31!? I thought I was talking to someone who was 19 or 20. lol

And here's me calling myself an old *******.

lol and l let you to. What made you think l was only19 or 20? No 19 or 20 year old has the ability to speak like me. They may try but wouldn't even come close. Now l'm blowing my own trumpet.
 Mark has a permanent hard on when l'm here.
 lmao@Mark l'm only joking Mark.
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lol and l let you to. What made you think l was only19 or 20? No 19 or 20 year old has the ability to speak like me. They may try but wouldn't even come close. Now l'm blowing my own trumpet.
 Mark has a permanent hard on when l'm here.
 lmao@Mark l'm only joking Mark.


I don't know. You just came across as somewhat youthful. The reason I began to doubt it was because you mentioned going for lunch before the cinema. That just didn't sound like a teenager. lol

Mark already snagged a girlfriend from this website. I reckon he set this place up as an elaborate way to meet like-minded women. Shrug It's all a front.
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I don't know. You just came across as somewhat youthful. The reason I began to doubt it was because you mentioned going for lunch before the cinema. That just didn't sound like a teenager. lol

Mark already snagged a girlfriend from this website. I reckon he set this place up as an elaborate way to meet like-minded women. Shrug It's all a front.

Aww  Thank You. Yeah l know what you mean, it's been said before many times. l guess l have a playful nature. Teenagers get hungry to but l don't like McDonald's much, so l like to avoid them.
Good for Mark, l can see what the lassies see in him, he has a nice nature.
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