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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #405 on: December 03, 2011, 12:06 AM »
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I never said it was a serious commentary on sex. I did of course pick up on the fact that certain unnecessary details meant you were adding humour at those parts but did feel overall, you were making a genuine point. For example, your conclusion about porn didn't come across as a joke at all to me.

It was a joke. I don't really aspire to be like a porn star. I have never spat on a girl's vagina before performing oral. :p
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #406 on: December 03, 2011, 12:10 AM »
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I thought you made a few sensible points in your post even if I did disagree with some. For example, your closing sentence sounds very sincere and reasonable:

"Sex requires communication if you are unfamiliar with each other's likes and dislikes. More importantly, porn stars are really good at sex. Either that or they are very cleverly edited."

But if that was also a joke, well fair enough but I'm not going to be too hard on myself for not picking up on it. Smile
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #407 on: December 03, 2011, 12:15 AM »
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I thought you made a few sensible points in your post even if I did disagree with some. For example, your closing sentence sounds very sincere and reasonable:

"Sex requires communication if you are unfamiliar with each other's likes and dislikes. More importantly, porn stars are really good at sex. Either that or they are very cleverly edited."

But if that was also a joke, well fair enough but I'm not going to be too hard on myself for not picking up on it. Smile

Well, the first sentence is serious, but I ended it on a lighthearted comment. The whole porn star thing was more of a lead in to the story.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #408 on: December 03, 2011, 12:18 AM »
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If the first sentence of the story is your only sincere part then I'm happy to report I have no disagreements to express Smile
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #409 on: December 03, 2011, 12:22 AM »
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If the first sentence of the story is your only sincere part then I'm happy to report I have no disagreements to express Smile

I mean the first sentence of the line you quoted. I would have to read it again to tell you every part that was sincere, but 95% was intended for humour, as is the case with all my stories.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #410 on: December 03, 2011, 12:32 AM »
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Ah well I did think there were a few other sincere parts which is why I felt it wasn't simply one big joke but rather there was a point or two in there. Bit like South Park is almost all humour but there are subtle points being made.

So I don't think I'm particularly foolish for attempting to make a serious discussion out of it.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #411 on: December 03, 2011, 12:51 AM »
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**** name, if I say so myself. Nikita reminds me of Khrushchev.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #412 on: December 03, 2011, 01:34 AM »
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Nikita is a masculine name. You've been busted, James.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #413 on: April 12, 2012, 02:20 AM »
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Expectations

lmao  Don't know how anyone could take this as being serious.  A bit ponderous at times though ... the writing that is!
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #414 on: April 12, 2012, 03:50 AM »
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lmao  Don't know how anyone could take this as being serious.  A bit ponderous at times though ... the writing that is!

Ponderous in what way?
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #415 on: April 12, 2012, 03:59 AM »
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Ponderous in what way?
I think it was the first para really.  Sounded a bit like you were going to embark on an academic treatise - but maybe that was the humorous intention.

Anyway I'm off to zzzzz-land. 
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #416 on: April 12, 2012, 04:05 AM »
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I think it was the first para really.  Sounded a bit like you were going to embark on an academic treatise, - but maybe that was the intention. 

It was intended simply to set up the story's theme of expectations, and to hopefully provide an amusing contrast between a professional and an amateur.

There's a danger of reading too much into my stories, though. I'm ultimately looking for laughs.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #417 on: April 12, 2012, 04:02 PM »
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Only just read the Nikita story there.

Sensational.

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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #418 on: April 12, 2012, 04:40 PM »
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Only just read the Nikita story there.

Sensational.



Really? Didn't realise you'd missed that one.
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Re: Clydey's Stories. « Reply #419 on: April 12, 2012, 05:12 PM »
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Just read the Nikita story.........hilarious.......keep them coming James(excuse the pun!)
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