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I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Dating v Marriage « on: August 15, 2006, 10:56 PM »
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When you are dating: Farting is never an issue.
When you are married: You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating: He holds your hand in public.
When you are married: He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating: A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married: A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating: You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married: You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy??"

When you are dating: He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married: He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating: You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married: You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating: Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married: When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating: He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married: The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating: He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married: He says "It's your job."

When you are dating: He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married: He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When you are dating: He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married: He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating: He calls you by name.
When you are married: He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."

lol

 
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Re: Dating v Marriage « Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 10:58 PM »
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Charming.
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