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Dementia Test 2

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Another one for you - just to make sure! confused

Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."



OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.







1. What do you put in a toaster?















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else.

Try not to hurt yourself.



If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.














2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."



If you said "water," proceed to question 3















3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?














Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?



If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.














4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.



Where would you bury the survivors?

. . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?















Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.


If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.














5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?















Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.



Everyone else proceed to the final question.















6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.



What was the name of the bus driver?












Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
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Had to stop after the first one Smile
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Lol i got them all right apart from the last one!! yey!!
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Quote from: "dentie"
Had to stop after the first one Smile


 stretcher  - on my way!  Picking up Amy!

Think that Laura needs another test though!  Not sure about her!

 roflmao
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heard all those before.a sort of classic collection of trick questions
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wow i am so proud i got 2 right! =D>
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Mwahahaha......  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P
I got them all right  :P  :P
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Quote from: "Banannie"
Mwahahaha......  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P
I got them all right  :P  :P

shouldn't you be happy Annie?
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Quote from: "brighton babe"
shouldn't you be happy Annie?


Coarse i am!! I was pointing my tounge out at those people (mentioning no names Wink) who called me insane, and because i have now hopefully proved to them that i am sane :P
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oh right sorry! i thought you were anoyed coz it proved you were sane!
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Quote from: "Banannie"
Quote from: "brighton babe"
shouldn't you be happy Annie?


Coarse i am!! I was pointing my tounge out at those people (mentioning no names Wink) who called me insane, and because i have now hopefully proved to them that i am sane :P


why would u want to be sane.i tell my gf the same thing.its just boring to be sane or normal
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i suppose that is a good way of looking at it!(especially where me and Dentie are concerned!)
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Ok then.... but i am proving that i am not insane....

But sane people aren't completely boring  confused  Oh i don't know what i'm on about  dontknow
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Quote from: "Banannie"
Mwahahaha......  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P
I got them all right  :P  :P


Serious case of 'tongue-itis' - first stage insanity!  stretcher

 roflmao
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upfunny  But in my defence, it is according to Dentie my emoticon, so i can use it as much as i wish

fish fish
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