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I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Dementia Test - for Annie! « on: January 24, 2006, 03:02 PM »
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Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)



First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?











Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.








Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?













Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer.

















Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?






Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?










Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again

















Okay, now the bonus round: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?















He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.


Just let me know what you answered!  Truthfully!  roflmao
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 03:05 PM »
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Omg i am so stupid!!

 roflmao

Got the second and third ones right....
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006, 03:39 PM »
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Day release for you then!

 roflmao
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006, 03:46 PM »
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I got the first, second and the fourth correct. I'm may be insane but I'm not that stupid Wink  yahooo
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #4 on: January 24, 2006, 03:48 PM »
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Quote from: "dentie"
I got the first, second and the fourth correct. I'm may be insane but I'm not that stupid Wink  yahooo


 no  but you're going anyway!  whip
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 03:57 PM »
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I am SO stupid!  I only got the first one right!  #-o



Now where is my pointy hat with the big D on it?
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 03:59 PM »
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stretcher No, it's to see if dementia's setting in!  I'm on my way to get you!  Road trip to Belguim to pick up Dentie!  roflmao
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #7 on: January 24, 2006, 04:57 PM »
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lol they were funny.didnt really try them tho just read the answers.sorry
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Neue Jaffageschmack kuchen schlager Andy?

Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 05:22 PM »
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Quote from: "alc.aka.amyc"
I am SO stupid!  I only got the first one right!  #-o



Now where is my pointy hat with the big D on it?

YOU stupid confused i didn't get any right! Crying or Very sad  roflmao
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 05:29 PM »
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But your name is Hollie, hellooooo! Wink
Just joking...
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Neue Jaffageschmack kuchen schlager Andy?

Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 05:33 PM »
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you may be joking but its quite true!
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 05:35 PM »
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No, it's not  hug
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 05:35 PM »
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:P  :P  :P  :P

Got all right except the last one because i couldn't be bothered to read it, seriously not in the mood  :P
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 05:59 PM »
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Got all of them right except the last one :P .  Stupid question.
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Dementia Test - for Annie! « Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 08:54 PM »
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roflmao im sorry...
what the?  confused ...got the first one right and that's it.  dontknow am hopless at maths so that explains Q3.
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