That's disturbing, seen as you don't know what he looks like. Was the dream about sexism?
Sorry Laundry mate, I had to say that.
It wasn't, surprisingly.
Laundry and I were sitting in a park, don't ask how we met and stuff. I have no idea. We were talking about atheism and suddenly, I slapped him so hard that he started crying in pain. I kept apologising to him but he just ignored me and never even looked at me. I didn't know how to make him forgive me so I kissed him on the cheek where I slapped him and said something like, "Your beard pokes" and he started laughing and said, ''kiss me again''. And I did but this time it was really smooth. I looked at him in surprise and asked him "how did that happen" and he gave me one wicked smile.
He said that every time a person kisses him on the cheek, it will be a different feeling for them.
This has to be in my top 10 weirdest dreams.