Really? I thought the trouble was being caused by multiple phreatic eruptions? ie. this dispersal is driven by the flash vaporisation of surface water into steam.
Please excuse my ignorance, but I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you could explain it in simple language ...?
There has to be some humour in all this. A friend of mine who's trying to get back to his job in Norway from a holiday in Portugal vowed that, as a result of some unhappy experience, he would never, ever, ever, fly with Ryanair again. He now finds that the only airline which can help him is - Ryanair.