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Helpdesk Howlers (pt 1)

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Some of these are quite funny and quite plausible too!  roflmao

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
 
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
 
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
 
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.
 
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.
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i love the fifth one
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roflmao Omg, Bev, stop it upfunny The people who call there are so lame, okay if you have a problem, but they don't know anything. I heard that someone called and made his computer crash because he put his coffee into the CD-ROM drive and tried to close it because he thought it was a cupholder roflmao
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roflmao
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roflmao  roflmao

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Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!


That customer sounds like me dad. Rolling Eyes
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Quote from: "top_spin"
roflmao  roflmao

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Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!


That customer sounds like me dad. Rolling Eyes


 roflmao
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Oh no, poor you Julia lol
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Quote from: "dentie"
Oh no, poor you Julia lol


Very Happy yea im helpdesk most of the time... my dad's the clueless customer.  pullhair
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Quote from: "top_spin"
Quote from: "dentie"
Oh no, poor you Julia lol


Very Happy yea im helpdesk most of the time... my dad's the clueless customer.  pullhair


Apparently the magic answer for everything is press F5 - (advice from Mark to Dentie!)  roflmao
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roflmao He'll hit me with fish again, be quiet Anxious
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Quote from: "dentie"
roflmao He'll hit me with fish again, be quiet Anxious


I recommend a counter attack with this! pokey

And that Stupid link still won't work for me not matter how many times I press F5!  :P
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upfunny

yea.. indeed. Ctrl+F5 is the most popular thing sed on MW.  confused
dentie... do you actually know what it is!!??  roflmao
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Why don't you try pressing it again Wink
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