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Helpdesk Howlers (pt 2)

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Split the email into 2 blocks so that you wouldn't be too bored!

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
 
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is thereanother keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
 
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Yes it was 5 asterisks.
 
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
 
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! - my favourite  roflmao
 
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
 
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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roflmao I liked your favourite and the asterisk were good too upfunny
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Very Happy Glad I can bring a smile to your face!
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great stuff
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Ahahah, that's brilliant! Very Happy
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roflmao  Thanks Bevc, much apreciated - I needed a good laugh tonight!
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Quote from: "iaintheviolaplayer"
great stuff


Unless you are the helpdesk... pullhair

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There really are people like this, I've dealt with them. Rolling Eyes
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roflmao John... I can see you rolling your eyes in front of the pc Wink
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yeah id heard about the cd/coffee holder one.theres also a sort of classic one which was a call to microsoft but i cant remember it and its really annoying me.what do u do john?why do u have do deal with questions like that?
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roflmao ahh this is hilarious Very Happy
love the one about the first email  goodjob
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Ive heard a microsoft one too! had it saved on my old computer...dammt thts gona annoy me
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i remember now. someone phoned up saying theyd been asked to 'hit any key when ready' but they couldnt find the any key.
heres some others http://www.anvari.org/fun/Computer/Auctual_Microsoft_Helpdesk_Conversations.html
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That's like Homer Simpson. He couldn't find the any key either Wink And when he hit Tab, he put his mug below the computer roflmao
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Some good ones there Iain  =D>
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