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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's org*sm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

I'm sorry if I've offended anyone with these, but I'd forgotten all about the email!  roflmao  roflmao
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roflmao  roflmao the farting one is hilarious.... Very Happy Bev you're a legend when it comes to MW entertainment yahooo

Pig obviously made a big impact on you Smile
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roflmao Your comments were great, truely amazing!!! Great Bev!!! Wink That pig roflmao
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Hahahaha..... genius Bev, you can always garuntee that Bev'll come up with something to make you laugh at on MW Wink

 upfunny  upfunny
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What will we do when you're all moved to NZ?  no

Hopefully it'll mean we'll wake up in the morning to new Bev-gems!
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:thx:  you guys!  Hopefully I will still get a supply from my friends where I work but there are still some that I've got that I haven't shared with you yet!  Then there are those that I just can't print!  Glad I brought a smile to your faces.  lol Will keep in touch from NZ but maybe not as regular coz the computer is being shipped out there - takes a while.  Will have to find good cheap internet cafe.   hug
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Amy
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Quote from: "Bevc"


A pig's org*sm lasts 30 minutes.



lucky pig.  ranting
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davew
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I think those facts are on a list on jokes2go but i can't remember where.

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