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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like

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Bevc
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « on: February 06, 2006, 11:17 PM »
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On a recent trans-Pacific flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
 
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
 
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
 
Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly
up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
 
One button at a time.
 
No one moves.
 
Everyone is transfixed.
 
He removes his shirt.
 
Muscles ripple across his chest.
 
She gasps...
 
He whispers...
 


Here ya go luv - iron this and then go get me a beer...."

Priceless!  roflmao
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « Reply #1 on: February 07, 2006, 03:57 PM »
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upfunny I would throw that shirt back in his face lol
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « Reply #2 on: February 08, 2006, 03:12 PM »
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I would of said something not so polite and drank his beer in front of him lol
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « Reply #3 on: February 08, 2006, 08:46 PM »
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roflmao like it!
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « Reply #4 on: February 08, 2006, 09:30 PM »
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Quote from: "brighton babe"
roflmao like it!


Well that would of just had to be done Very Happy
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It takes an Aussie Bloke to make a Woman feel like « Reply #5 on: February 08, 2006, 10:18 PM »
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upfunny Nice one Bev!! Very Happy
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