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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1800 on: September 14, 2013, 07:12 PM »
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 lmao Wink and a kiss love it Aileen!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1801 on: September 14, 2013, 09:58 PM »
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Angie playing tennis. Lol, joke. Sorry Angie.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1802 on: September 14, 2013, 10:01 PM »
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Angie playing tennis. Lol, joke. Sorry Angie.

No your not...
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1803 on: September 14, 2013, 10:02 PM »
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Angie playing tennis. Lol, joke. Sorry Angie.
lame
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1804 on: September 14, 2013, 10:03 PM »
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No your not...

I'm getting you motivated! Anger Angie, put that agression you feel towards me now into the ball tomorrow.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1805 on: September 14, 2013, 10:03 PM »
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lame

 blahblah  noob banner
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1806 on: September 14, 2013, 10:10 PM »
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I'm getting you motivated! Anger Angie, put that agression you feel towards me now into the ball tomorrow.

Sorry to dissapoint but I dont feel any anger towards you... im actually quite chilled.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1807 on: September 14, 2013, 11:29 PM »
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her
Mid-twenties.  The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun.  Who wants to
try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and
steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body. The lion
stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and begins to lick her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for thirty minutes before resting his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.  He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1808 on: September 14, 2013, 11:33 PM »
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her
Mid-twenties.  The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun.  Who wants to
try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and
steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body. The lion
stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and begins to lick her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for thirty minutes before resting his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.  He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."

Soooo last year. Rolling Eyes
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1809 on: September 15, 2013, 10:17 AM »
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So what?  I am last year. lol
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1810 on: September 15, 2013, 10:19 AM »
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So what?  I am last year. lol

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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1811 on: September 15, 2013, 01:00 PM »
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Boak.
Can't you find anything less moronic to say? lol   Some people actually enjoy reading this thread.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1812 on: September 15, 2013, 01:17 PM »
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Can't you find anything less moronic to say? lol   Some people actually enjoy reading this thread.

I don't like your tone young lady!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1813 on: September 15, 2013, 01:21 PM »
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I don't like your tone young lady!
Oooh - so I'm young now, am I? :p  I've never pretended to be a lady though. Very Happy
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1814 on: September 15, 2013, 01:21 PM »
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Oooh - so I'm young now, am I? :p

You are as old as you feel, but I assume you don't feel old, so you're young.
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