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Caz
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I'd like to be the good person my dog thinks I am!

Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1500 on: December 21, 2012, 09:52 AM »
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 lmao lmao Brilliant Aileen! It's the way ye tell'em!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1501 on: December 23, 2012, 12:28 PM »
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Subject: Fw: Customer Complaints

> A man boarded a plane with six kids.
> After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting
> Across the aisle from him leaned
> Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
> "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1502 on: December 23, 2012, 12:29 PM »
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 lmao lmao I love the Irish jokes!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1503 on: December 23, 2012, 12:47 PM »
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lmao

Love them all!!!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1504 on: December 23, 2012, 01:21 PM »
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Subject: Fw: Customer Complaints

> A man boarded a plane with six kids.
> After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting
> Across the aisle from him leaned
> Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
> "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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Nice one Chris lol
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1505 on: December 23, 2012, 03:38 PM »
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 lmao Thanks Chris!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1506 on: December 31, 2012, 12:14 PM »
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Last one from me in 2012

I WISH SIMILAR RULES APPLIED TO ALL '' POLITICIANS : ''
A man walks into the Australian Parliament office, says to the receptionist:

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent M.P."

The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"

She replied... "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"

He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?

She replied...."To become an Australian M.P. you have to be a complete prick.”
 
 
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1507 on: January 01, 2013, 02:02 AM »
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lmao  Have a great New Year Chris!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1508 on: January 02, 2013, 07:59 AM »
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 lmao Great one Chris!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1509 on: January 02, 2013, 09:40 AM »
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Samantha Stosur should be the joke of everyday
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1510 on: January 02, 2013, 09:59 AM »
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lmao That one is golden.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1511 on: January 02, 2013, 04:40 PM »
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A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

The Banker looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
 
 
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1512 on: January 02, 2013, 06:05 PM »
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 roflmao roflmao Brilliant Chris.......bloody brilliant!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1513 on: January 02, 2013, 06:10 PM »
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Very, very good one Chris. clap
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1514 on: January 03, 2013, 01:44 PM »
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OMG, love your jokes Chris!!
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