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Joke of the day

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 lmao lmao Brilliant Aileen! It's the way ye tell'em!
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Subject: Fw: Customer Complaints

> A man boarded a plane with six kids.
> After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting
> Across the aisle from him leaned
> Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
> "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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 lmao lmao I love the Irish jokes!!!!
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lmao

Love them all!!!
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Subject: Fw: Customer Complaints

> A man boarded a plane with six kids.
> After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting
> Across the aisle from him leaned
> Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
> "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
>
Nice one Chris lol
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Caz
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 lmao Thanks Chris!
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Last one from me in 2012

I WISH SIMILAR RULES APPLIED TO ALL '' POLITICIANS : ''
A man walks into the Australian Parliament office, says to the receptionist:

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent M.P."

The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"

She replied... "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"

He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?

She replied...."To become an Australian M.P. you have to be a complete prick.”
 
 
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lmao  Have a great New Year Chris!
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Caz
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 lmao Great one Chris!
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Samantha Stosur should be the joke of everyday
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lmao That one is golden.
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A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

The Banker looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
 
 
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Caz
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 roflmao roflmao Brilliant Chris.......bloody brilliant!
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Very, very good one Chris. clap
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OMG, love your jokes Chris!!
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