A bin lorry is driving along a street emptying wheelie bins as it goes. Driver sees at one house the bin hasn't been put out, and in the spirit of kindness knocks on the door. No answer. He knocks again, this time a little louder, still no answer. He knocks one last time - really loud.
Eventually an oriental gentleman comes to the door. 'Harro - can I herp you?'
'Hi mate', says the bin man - 'Where's ya bin?'
'I bin on toiret' replies our oriental gent.
Realising he has misunderstood the bin man says 'No mate - where's your dustbin?'
'I dust bin to toiret - I toll you' says our oriental man
'Listen, you're misunderstanding me', says the binman 'Where's your wheelie bin?'
Our gent looks sheepish and replies
'OK - I wheelie bin having sex with wife's sister'..
Isn't language just fab.