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Joke of the day

Caz
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 lmao lmao Lov'em Nigel!
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Again thanks for a great laugh there might not be to many of them  after the election results come in
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Caz
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I have to agree Bennie! I think we'll need the jokes more than ever!
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lmao  Thanks Nigel.
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Sports News

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less  than 6 seconds without proper equipment,  whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech  equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first  practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,  re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the
shower.

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Caz
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^ roflmao roflmao Nearly wet myself laughing Nigel! Brilliant!
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Again you hit the spot Nigel
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I've seen that one before, but it's brilliant! lmao
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Sex in the Shower 

In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, 86% of Liverpools's inner-city residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
 
   
 
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Sex in the Shower 

In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, 86% of Liverpools's inner-city residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
 
   
 

   Weird.
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