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Tom-thegodofpassion
Member limericks « on: January 06, 2006, 02:27 PM »
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This section is just for limericks about members of this site:

Topspin:

There was once a member called Julia
Who went skiing for a month in Russia
She made a snow-Murray
But he spat out some curry
And she fled back home in a hurry


Bogofan:

There was once a member called Bogofan
Who's tennis was worse than his tan
He was considered a pest
Advertising in jest
Though he was a true tennis fan


I'll do some more when I feel like it
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eira_arian
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Member limericks « Reply #1 on: January 06, 2006, 02:31 PM »
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Lol roflmao

And on a similar rhyming note....

A is for Andy, well that ones quite clear.
B is for bevvy; barley water not beer.
C is for Castle, cheap booze and red wine.
D is for drop shot; it’s simply sublime.

I'm stuck on E and F, but I've got most of the rest of it....

....*To be continued*....
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Member limericks « Reply #2 on: January 06, 2006, 02:36 PM »
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upfunny  upfunny  upfunny

I'm crap at this sort of stuff so I'll leave you to it and enjoy the results lol
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Member limericks « Reply #3 on: January 06, 2006, 02:51 PM »
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I'm with you Amy, was never any good at limericks or poems, but they are pretty funny guys so keep it up. :supz:
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Tom-thegodofpassion
Member limericks « Reply #4 on: January 06, 2006, 03:11 PM »
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Hulahoop

There was an old lady called Tally
Who lived in the south of old Blighty
She said she liked dogs
And fires with logs
She's just like my great-aunt Sally
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Member limericks « Reply #5 on: January 06, 2006, 03:19 PM »
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Quote from: "Tom-thegodofpassion"
Hulahoop

There was an old lady called Tally
Who lived in the south of old Blighty
She said she liked dogs
And fires with logs
She's just like my great-aunt Sally





Love it! Give me a mo, and I'll think of something for your Adonis complex!!! (or should that be Narcissus? (he was the god who looked into a pool and fell in love with his own reflection)  roflmao  roflmao
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Member limericks « Reply #6 on: January 06, 2006, 05:04 PM »
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I'm good at limericks in Dutch, not in English Very Happy
Well done, Tomas...!
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Member limericks « Reply #7 on: January 06, 2006, 05:07 PM »
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I know a good one but daren't post it lol
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Let us taste those Murray mints

Member limericks « Reply #8 on: January 06, 2006, 05:08 PM »
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nooooooo u cant say something like that!!! x(",)x
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Member limericks « Reply #9 on: January 06, 2006, 05:11 PM »
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lol sorry but i best keep it quiet  Whistle
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Let us taste those Murray mints

Member limericks « Reply #10 on: January 06, 2006, 06:17 PM »
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yikes limericks are super hard to come up wuth - im trying one for lola - what rhymes with pale??? x(",)x
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Member limericks « Reply #11 on: January 06, 2006, 06:18 PM »
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http://rhymezone.com/
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Let us taste those Murray mints

Member limericks « Reply #12 on: January 06, 2006, 06:19 PM »
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wow   hug  x(",)x
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Let us taste those Murray mints

Member limericks « Reply #13 on: January 06, 2006, 06:21 PM »
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its almost as cool as - http://www.sr.se/p1/src/sing/index.htm# - x(",)x
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Member limericks « Reply #14 on: January 06, 2006, 06:23 PM »
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Great links, thanks for those!  goodjob
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