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Member limericks

Tom-thegodofpassion
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Kitkat

There was a young lady called kitkat
Into walking, rock-climbing and all that
Brown-haired and petite
And personality so sweet
But from her name, you'd just like to eat her
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That's cute! =D>
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Quote from: "dentie"
Perhaps I am totally wrong, that would be funny Very Happy


Nope I think that you are right!  goodjob

They wouldn't teach us anything as good as that in the UK!  no
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=D>  Excellent limericks 1!
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Really?
I always thought Dutch school sucks, my dad is a teacher and he says it's awful how we teach...
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Nope, Dentie I think that explanations pretty spot on! (although lines 1,2 and 5 can be anything between 7 and 9 syllables i think....)
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Possibly  dontknow
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Quote from: "Tom-thegodofpassion"

There was once a member called Julia
Who went skiing for a month in Russia
She made a snow-Murray
But he spat out some curry
And she fled back home in a hurry


Just saw it Very Happy
Hahaa!  roflmao Strange that he didn't mention wooden bananas (which i think has turned into my trademark) ...but it's excellent anyway!

The ellyb one is genius too!  =D>
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