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Neue Jaffageschmack kuchen schlager Andy?

Member limericks « Reply #90 on: January 07, 2006, 10:18 PM »
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Quote from: "dentie"
Hollie, it's good, but I think the first and second line need to rhyme with the last... Smile

good point! but i think 1 is making one up for me!
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Member limericks « Reply #91 on: January 07, 2006, 10:18 PM »
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=D> Good, good!
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Member limericks « Reply #92 on: January 07, 2006, 10:22 PM »
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Actually it's (don't want to sound stuck up)

Sentence 1: 7 syllables --> rhym with sentence 2 and 5
              2: 7 syll.        --> rhym with 1 and 5
              3: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 4
              4: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 3
Sentence 5: 9 syllables --> rhym with sentence 1 and 2


I think that's it Smile
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Member limericks « Reply #93 on: January 07, 2006, 10:24 PM »
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I've posted one for Holly, scroll up a couple of messages.

I'm going to be doing as many as I can for this site and "the site that must not be named" over a period of time.

So far, I've got a couple of lines for Elly and a couple for John.

My one for Mark isn't too good so far, it goes:

There once was a geezer called Mark
Who's bite was worse than his bark

If I submit that he'll ban me !!
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Member limericks « Reply #94 on: January 07, 2006, 10:25 PM »
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Quote from: "1"

There once was a geezer called Mark
Who's bite was worse than his bark


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Neue Jaffageschmack kuchen schlager Andy?

Member limericks « Reply #95 on: January 07, 2006, 10:29 PM »
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roflmao  great thanks 1i am so crap at poems! i will try (emphasise on TRY) and make one up about you! actually no that is a very bad idea! scrap that (cant be bothered to delete what i wrote so just forget what i said completley, although not about the fact that it is great!)[/u]
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Member limericks « Reply #96 on: January 07, 2006, 10:30 PM »
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upfunny You are so witty Smile and wally Very Happy
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Member limericks « Reply #97 on: January 07, 2006, 10:37 PM »
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Elly

There was once a lady called Elly
Who said to Andy, cut down on that belly
Don't wear the black shirt
Because it looks like some dirt
And don't grow a beard, that'd be smelly
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Member limericks « Reply #98 on: January 07, 2006, 10:41 PM »
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roflmao But Elly like the black shirt Wink

Great limerick, 1!!!!
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Member limericks « Reply #99 on: January 07, 2006, 10:50 PM »
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Quote from: "dentie"
Actually it's (don't want to sound stuck up)

Sentence 1: 7 syllables --> rhym with sentence 2 and 5
              2: 7 syll.        --> rhym with 1 and 5
              3: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 4
              4: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 3
Sentence 5: 9 syllables --> rhym with sentence 1 and 2


I think that's it Smile


now that really puts me to shame because if you understand that Dentie. coz i dont even understand ,and it is in my own language roflmao
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Member limericks « Reply #100 on: January 07, 2006, 10:52 PM »
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There was once a lady called Elly
Who said to Andy, cut down on that belly
Don't wear the black shirt
Because it looks like some dirt
And don't grow a beard, that'd be smelly


 roflmao  roflmao   I love it... You've captured my school teacher tendencies perfectly!!   goodjob
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Member limericks « Reply #101 on: January 07, 2006, 10:53 PM »
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Well, I had the lesson last year and I studied pretty hard for it Very Happy
You don't know what a compliment you just gave me  icon_angel_not

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Member limericks « Reply #102 on: January 07, 2006, 10:57 PM »
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Quote from: "dentie"
Actually it's (don't want to sound stuck up)

Sentence 1: 7 syllables --> rhym with sentence 2 and 5
              2: 7 syll.        --> rhym with 1 and 5
              3: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 4
              4: 5 syll.        --> rhym with 3
Sentence 5: 9 syllables --> rhym with sentence 1 and 2


I think that's it Smile


 dontknow  confused  dontknow

My language too!  Never heard limericks described in that fashion though!
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Member limericks « Reply #103 on: January 07, 2006, 10:59 PM »
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Perhaps I am totally wrong, that would be funny Very Happy
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Member limericks « Reply #104 on: January 07, 2006, 11:06 PM »
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well even if its not right still sounds good! we haven't been taught that and i am meant to be in top set English (however they probably just call it that to make us feel better! roflmao )
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