Thanks for reminding me of that ditty Tom, ( don't remember the swearie bits tho!!) I remember Stanley Baxters Tattie Bacchante from panto too. Brought the House down. Happy memories.
It reads just as great without the swearie bits.
Speaking as somebody who's half-Glaswegian, I have many happy memories of going to pantos in the Alhambra when I was a youngster and watching the likes of Messrs Baxter, Logan, Fulton and Milroy - all true greats of Scottish comedy.