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I thought you were stick-thin?
By your standards, I probably still am although my doctor now says I'm overweight.  |
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Mark
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Um, thanks, Mark? Although to be completely honest, I haven't posted a picture of myself here in ages so I have no idea if you're basing your opinion on photos from last year.
If you thought my 'curvy' reply to you was anything but a joke, you need to go and have a cold shower right now. |
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STILL NO FACEBOOKZ.  I got on for like half an hour yesterday, got really bored and deactivated again. You don't even answer my messages on here, meanie! |
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Mark
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Moving on to my next minor irratation:
People who can't take a joke.
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This has actually reminded me of one of my top minor irratations.
Girls who are fat who call themselves curvy to try and put positive spin on it.
Even I agree there's a difference between curvy and fat. Curvy implies some kind of shape, while fat's just fat. |
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Even I agree there's a difference between curvy and fat. Curvy implies some kind of shape, while fat's just fat.
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When you walk into a small shop in a village - maybe a bookshop. There's no one else in. You spend a while browsing, feeling mildly awkward. Then the assistant asks if she can help you. It's all too laden with atmosphere and self-consciousness and you beat a hasty retreat.
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I got on for like half an hour yesterday, got really bored and deactivated again.
You don't even answer my messages on here, meanie!
I'm waiting for a reply! That's what I have been assuming...  Why does your doctor think you're fat? BMI? |
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Losing the end of the Sellotape.
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Losing the end of the Sellotape.
Classic.
Not finding a GPS signal at the start of your journey. |
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Classic.
Not finding a GPS signal at the start of your journey.
And having to programme it as you go along without crashing. Yep. |
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Why does your doctor think you're fat? BMI?
That and the fact that I've gained like 30 pounds in the span of a year or some ****. |
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Taking a pair of jeans off the washing line, putting them on, realising the're still slightly damp around the waist, but not having the willpower to take them off and thinking 'My body heat'll dry them soon enough'.
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Getting out of the shower to answer a call on your mobile but your fingers are too wet for the touch screen to respond.
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Toasters that are too small for today's bread. Sainsbury's, I'm talking to you.
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