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The moment when you're sitting on the loo and someone decides to take a sh*t right next to you. The options are this: Pretend you're not there or end prematurely.
How about when you're standing at the urinal and someone comes in and stands at the next one? I simply CANNOT perform and have to fake a pee. |
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Mark
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How about when you're standing at the urinal and someone comes in and stands at the next one? I simply CANNOT perform and have to fake a pee.
This is why I almost never use a urinal, I like my privacy. |
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This is why I almost never use a urinal, I like my privacy.
You are so like me, it's scary... apart from the thin birds bit. I almost always pee in the cubicle, unless I'm fairly sure no one's going to come in. |
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You are so like me, it's scary... apart from the thin birds bit. I almost always pee in the cubicle, unless I'm fairly sure no one's going to come in.
Yeah, it is weird how similar we are.  |
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Do you put toilet roll down on the seat when you have a crap in a public toilet? I do. I have a hygiene issue. I also drink from the right side of a cup if I think someone else has used it.
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Do you put toilet roll down on the seat when you have a crap in a public toilet? I do.
I've managed to stop it getting to me that much, it still is unpleasant but I just think, "I'm going to have a shower the moment I get home." |
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TV adverts, usually for mobile phones, that aren't filmed in this country and look like they were made in Israel.
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People who talk to children with a stupid tone of voice, as if they are the pet cat.
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When you have the exact change for a pay-and-display parking machine and the last coin won't work.
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Coins, period.
I'm the type that pays for a packet of crisps with my card.
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Coins, period.
I'm the type that pays for a packet of crisps with my card.
Agreed. Hate carrying cash. |
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When you bump into someone and you need to introduce someone else and you can’t for the life of you remember their name.
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Self checkout system telling me I need staff approval because I bought some plastic cutlery (happened today).
And yeah, self checkout systems are an irritation in general for many people but I'm alright with them.
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When you have to park at a pay-and-display place and realise you have a tenner on you but no change. You park up, then set off looking desperately for a newsagent, all the while hoping that the traffic Nazis don't turn up.
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When a website's security requires you enter certain parts of your password with drop-down menus.
I use a Chrome extension a friend made that bypasses this for banks although he's not published it yet, it's amazing and yet so simple. Ask me if you want it.
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