(Please read the following in Peston's prickish voice)
Today, I have announced that I will be collecting a big fat BBC pay cheque worth millions of........ pounds. What does ..... this mean... for us? Well.... George, it means that the banks are giving me money to shut the f*** up so that millions of people who watch the news no longer have to deal with my smarmy arrogance, especially now that I have won an RTS award (somehow)
Dear God, please remove Peston from TV forever. His voice is not of your creation, so why let him s*** all over your lovely world.