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Peter Kay Wisdoms

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Another email that I got  that I thought might bring a smile to your faces.  Smile  

  1)      Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
  2)      At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
  3)      One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when  your  pint-to-toilet cycle gets
            synchronised with a complete stranger.
  4)      You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
  5)      Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
  6)      Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
  7)      Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
  8)      You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a  fire in your back garden.
  10)     Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
  11)     You never know where to look when eating a banana.
  12)     Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
  13)     Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
  14)     Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
  15)     You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
  16)     Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
  17)     The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
  18)     The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
  19)     Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
  20)     Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against
             the flush.
  21)     Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
  22)     Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
  23)     Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
  24)     You never ever run out of salt.
  25)     Old ladies can eat more than you think.
  26)     You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
  27)     There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in
             something.
  28)     No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
  29)     Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
  30)     The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
  31)     People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
  32)     You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint
             with.
  33)     Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
  34)     Bricks are horrible to carry.
  35)     In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
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roflmao Some are really funny! Bev, you are great in making us laugh lol
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Ahhh they are classic - they never get old! roflmao  Peter Kay is the best!
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roflmao Some are really funny! Bev, you are great in making us laugh lol


no - not me!  Just happen to get some funny emails now and again!

Glad you appreciate them Dentie.   hug
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Don't be so honest, let's pretend you found them Smile hug
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lol.its amazing if u ever read about the number of work hours its believed are wasted on emails like that every year
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roflmao Indeed. Or the time lost which could be spend doing homework... Wink That would be me and Josh Wink
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lol.and me and laura with work for uni
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lol.its amazing if u ever read about the number of work hours its believed are wasted on emails like that every year


Well since I'm at home reading my work emails, I don't think that I've wasted any work hours!  I just put them in a folder to browse at my leisure later.  O:) I'm a good worker really!!!!!!
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its ok i wasnt meaning u specifically but u cant deny that the majority of ppl do a lot of that sort of thing while theyre at work
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Yes I agree - there were loads flying around at work - that's why I set up the folder to look at them when I got home.
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Peter Kay is a genius.  Most of what he says is true lol
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Thats brilliant!  I love Peter Kay!
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Great stuff bev!!  roflmao Thanks for posting it here....

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You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.


 upfunny Peter's a genius....
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Luckily Friday and Saturday are the days I don't do homework, then do it all day Sunday.
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Indeed. Or the time lost which could be spend doing homework...  That would be me and Josh
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