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Bevc
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Questions, Questions « on: February 10, 2006, 10:59 PM »
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1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the bank?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

10. What is the speed of darkness?  dontknow

11. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

12. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

13. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

14. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

15. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

16. Can you cry under water?

17. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

18. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?  confused

19. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

20. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every couple hours?

21. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

22. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
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Questions, Questions « Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 11:16 PM »
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roflmao Love it! Thanks for all the laughs Bev! hug
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Questions, Questions « Reply #2 on: February 11, 2006, 08:20 AM »
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6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


 upfunny  Brilliant!  Thanks Bev  goodjob
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Re: Questions, Questions « Reply #3 on: February 11, 2006, 09:21 AM »
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Quote from: "Bevc"
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


 upfunny That is the cleverest question ever...... Think

Thanks Bev  hug
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Questions, Questions « Reply #4 on: February 11, 2006, 11:17 AM »
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roflmao This is one of the best lists you ever gave us, Bev lol And you know the other ones were fab too!
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Questions, Questions « Reply #5 on: February 11, 2006, 11:18 AM »
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19. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?


And if they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?   roflmao  roflmao
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Questions, Questions « Reply #6 on: February 11, 2006, 03:51 PM »
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thats fab bev!! x(",)x
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Questions, Questions « Reply #7 on: February 12, 2006, 12:40 AM »
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maybe ur going to kill me for being pedantic but darkness doesnt have a speed coause darkness is merely the lack of light
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Re: Questions, Questions « Reply #8 on: February 12, 2006, 11:03 AM »
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5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? roflmao

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? roflmao

12. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? I've wondered all my life dontknow

13. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? dontknow

15. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? roflmao So true
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Questions, Questions « Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 09:29 PM »
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Those are all GREAT!
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Questions, Questions « Reply #10 on: February 12, 2006, 11:41 PM »
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well ushould really take the temperature in the proper units which is kelvin in which case its 273K i think.however twice as cold surely implies the temperature will drop twice as much from yesterday to tomorow as it did from yesterday to today.again i apologise for being pedantic and analysing humour but u did ask the questions so i thought i would share my thoughts with u
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Questions, Questions « Reply #11 on: February 13, 2006, 03:44 PM »
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yes I think it's true... But I prefer to believe it's one of those questions without an answer... yes
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