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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #15 on: November 26, 2010, 09:53 PM »
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I just saw this on James' Facebook, brilliant.

“The sentence for attempted murder should be the same as for murder. Otherwise we’re just rewarding incompetence.” - Scott Adams

clap There is a point there lol
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 02:09 AM »
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"The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides," - Henri Frederic Amiel
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 02:12 AM »
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Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 02:48 PM »
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Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #19 on: January 26, 2011, 01:17 PM »
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"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House M.D.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #20 on: January 26, 2011, 07:12 PM »
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"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House M.D.

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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #21 on: January 26, 2011, 07:32 PM »
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"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House M.D.

"One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad."
— Aleister Crowley
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #22 on: January 26, 2011, 07:46 PM »
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And I'm away off to the pub lol
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #23 on: January 26, 2011, 07:48 PM »
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If you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those 2 imposters just the same
- Andy Murray Twitter today
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #24 on: January 26, 2011, 07:51 PM »
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Now now, let's not be giving Andy credit for that. lol
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 07:53 PM »
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The obstacles Veronica and I have to overcome include her understanding my accent.

As we were on the phone, Veronica was talking about how she likes to walk around the house naked. I said she couldn't do that here because "I don't want my dad to get an eyeful". Her response?

"Your dad's getting an iPhone?"

That's my quote of the day.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 07:59 PM »
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You know you mumble a lot, so shush!
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 08:04 PM »
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You know you mumble a lot, so shush!

I speak clearly. Fix your ears.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 08:06 PM »
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Fix your accent.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 08:12 PM »
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Fix your accent.

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