So I'm getting ready for the Thanksgiving family get-together weekend, and I remove the turkey from the wrapping.
It's only got one wing. Should I demand a refund?
Nah! Not if it's priced by weight! [or you're expecting it to fly!] When you're serving up, who ever asks for a bloody wing? [Ooooh......Can I have a nice bit of wing please?]
You're probably getting more breast for your money!!