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Re: Randomness « Reply #11880 on: March 12, 2010, 01:00 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 12:49 AM
She must have poked you... teehee.

What's the purpose of a poke? I poked back because, well, I'm a hell of a guy. I'm not sure what the aim of a poke is, though.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11881 on: March 12, 2010, 01:04 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:00 AM
What's the purpose of a poke? I poked back because, well, I'm a hell of a guy. I'm not sure what the aim of a poke is, though.

Er, I'm not sure how to post this without embarrassing Emma, but it was supposed to be some kind of Facebook foreplay. I joined a group a while back that explained it well: 'Enough with the poking, let's just have sex.'
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11882 on: March 12, 2010, 01:11 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:04 AM
Er, I'm not sure how to post this without embarrassing Emma, but it was supposed to be some kind of Facebook foreplay. I joined a group a while back that explained it well: 'Enough with the poking, let's just have sex.'

Yeah, "poking" means "fingering" here. I didn't realise that it meant the same in the USA.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11883 on: March 12, 2010, 01:14 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:11 AM
Yeah, "poking" means "fingering" here. I didn't realise that it meant the same in the USA.

Well, you learn something new every day. Very Happy
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11884 on: March 12, 2010, 01:21 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:14 AM
Well, you learn something new every day. Very Happy

I poke people back. Am I virtually fingering them?
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11885 on: March 12, 2010, 01:27 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:21 AM
I poke people back. Am I virtually fingering them?

If they initiated it, I guess so. Oh, the internet just makes it so easy these days. You can poke multiple people in a matter of seconds.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11886 on: March 12, 2010, 01:34 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:27 AM
If they initiated it, I guess so. Oh, the internet just makes it so easy these days. You can poke multiple people in a matter of seconds.

It's not exactly the same as the real thing. You're not providing any orgasms with a computer generated poke. Well, not unless the woman has extraordinarily sensitive genitalia.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11887 on: March 12, 2010, 01:37 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:34 AM
It's not exactly the same as the real thing. You're not providing any orgasms with a computer generated poke. Well, not unless the woman has extraordinarily sensitive genitalia.

Really? And here I was thinking that Facebook had created some sort of robot finger that does the job for you if you poked someone.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11888 on: March 12, 2010, 01:40 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:37 AM
Really? And here I was thinking that Facebook had created some sort of robot finger that does the job for you if you poked someone.


That's probably the next leap in technology: the iFuck or iFinger.

Fingerbook? Facefuck?
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11889 on: March 12, 2010, 01:43 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:40 AM
That's probably the next leap in technology: the iFuck or iFinger.

Fingerbook? Facefuck?

lmao

People are getting increasingly lazier as the years go by.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11890 on: March 12, 2010, 01:47 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:43 AM
lmao

People are getting increasingly lazier as the years go by.

Exactly. Women have the best sex toys, though. Men just have the Fleshlight.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11891 on: March 12, 2010, 01:50 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:47 AM
Exactly. Women have the best sex toys, though. Men just have the Fleshlight.

Men also don't have the worry about getting pregnant if they have sex.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11892 on: March 12, 2010, 01:55 AM »
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Quote from: tennis_girl on March 12, 2010, 01:50 AM
Men also don't have the worry about getting pregnant if they have sex.

They do have to worry about women getting their claws into them by secretly trying to get pregnant.

Simple solution anyway. Wear a rubber or take the pill.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11893 on: March 12, 2010, 01:56 AM »
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Quote from: Clydey on March 12, 2010, 01:55 AM
They do have to worry about women getting their claws into them by secretly trying to get pregnant.


You sound like you're speaking from experience, James. Obviously, you're a hard one to catch.
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Re: Randomness « Reply #11894 on: March 12, 2010, 01:57 AM »
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If you're unhappy with the imbalance of sex toys on the market, invent some of your own. I'm sure you'll be raking in the big bucks with that.
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