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Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1980 on: September 21, 2014, 12:35 PM »
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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and thbeer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1981 on: September 21, 2014, 12:42 PM »
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 lmao lmao I know we can always rely on you for a much needed laugh! Thanks Nigel!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1982 on: September 21, 2014, 07:27 PM »
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lol  Good one Nigel!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1983 on: September 21, 2014, 07:47 PM »
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Excellent Nigel!
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