Please ts.. speaking as a more (ahem) mature girl and with personal experience in this dept; your body changes as you get older.
I was pear-shaped when I was younger, but now my body is all evened out proportionately.
Eat real food, especially protein-rich, put one foot in front of the other, and stay away from sh*tty 'diet', fat-free, sugar-free crap.
I've seen your beautiful picture. Unless you're joking, please reconsider.
I appreciate what you are trying to say. It was my relatively conservative mum who brought it up in the first place, she's nearly retirement age now and I think she was basically saying her generation never had that kind of thing available to them but it's so accessible now that why not. I had never considered it before then.
As soon as they were in my face they'd end up with vomit all over them. Not exactly the money shot she'd be hoping for.
You don't even have any say in this because all things constant you would clearly always look at the bigger chested woman, fool.