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Some more handy tips and hints

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1. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

2. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

3. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

4. Have a bad toothache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

 roflmao
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roflmao Like the second one about mouse trap I might try that one because I make a habit of rollin back to sleep
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roflmao Bev!!! You rule!!! roflmao
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no  Not really - just happen to have received some really funny emails!
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loving it lol x(",)x
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