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Bevc
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I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Something specifically for men! « on: February 06, 2006, 12:39 PM »
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME - OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "It's not there!”, “You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

Sorry if it's seems sexist, but some are so true!  roflmao
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Something specifically for men! « Reply #1 on: February 06, 2006, 12:54 PM »
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Lol, thanks for the laugh Bev, I needed cheering up.  roflmao
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I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Something specifically for men! « Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 02:51 PM »
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Quote from: "KitKat"
Lol, thanks for the laugh Bev, I needed cheering up.  roflmao


Anytime - glad I helped!  hug
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Something specifically for men! « Reply #3 on: February 06, 2006, 03:09 PM »
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Hope this one makes you laugh too Bev:

Delia Smith's Way and the Real Woman's Way.

Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way: Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way: Tesco's' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Woman's Way: It could keep forever? Who eats it?

Delia's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t

Delia's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way:  What do I have a man for?

Delia's Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Woman's Way: Left over wine???? Hello!!!!!
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Bevc
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I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Something specifically for men! « Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 03:17 PM »
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Quote from: "KitKat"
Hope this one makes you laugh too Bev:


Delia's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t



 roflmao  roflmao  This has to be my favourite but they were brilliant!  Thank you.
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Something specifically for men! « Reply #5 on: February 06, 2006, 03:53 PM »
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roflmao  roflmao Oh my!!! You truly are the queen of humor!
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