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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1995 on: October 29, 2014, 03:16 PM »
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Just catching up with this thread. Thanks for all the funnies Nigel, much appreciated!   Very Happy
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1996 on: October 30, 2014, 06:38 PM »
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Joke  for the day.How difficult could it be to cross  a dodo and a poodle? Turns out it's a doddle.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1997 on: October 30, 2014, 07:02 PM »
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Joke  for the day.How difficult could it be to cross  a dodo and a poodle? Turns out it's a doddle.

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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1998 on: October 30, 2014, 08:49 PM »
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Very Happy  Nice one Connor.

It is quite funny really, so thanks Fiverings!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #1999 on: October 31, 2014, 09:03 AM »
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Joke  for the day.How difficult could it be to cross  a dodo and a poodle? Turns out it's a doddle.
lmao
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2000 on: October 31, 2014, 09:03 AM »
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Luv it!  Very Happy
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2001 on: October 31, 2014, 09:09 AM »
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OMG, bad dream I guess. lol
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2002 on: November 02, 2014, 11:59 PM »
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A 'smart guy', a 'reasonably smart guy', and an all
round 'not smart at all guy' were going to cross the
Sahara Desert.

The smart guy said "Meet here in an hour with
something useful to cross the desert with."

An hour passed and the three duly met up again.

The smart guy said "I brought some ice packs to
keep our heads cool."

The reasonably smart guy said "I brought a pail of
water to keep us hydrated."

The not smart at all guy said "I brought a car door
so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!"
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2003 on: November 03, 2014, 10:00 AM »
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A 'smart guy', a 'reasonably smart guy', and an all
round 'not smart at all guy' were going to cross the
Sahara Desert.

The smart guy said "Meet here in an hour with
something useful to cross the desert with."

An hour passed and the three duly met up again.

The smart guy said "I brought some ice packs to
keep our heads cool."

The reasonably smart guy said "I brought a pail of
water to keep us hydrated."

The not smart at all guy said "I brought a car door
so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!"
  LOl, Is this a pc version of the old scotsman, englishman, irishman routine?
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2004 on: November 03, 2014, 03:00 PM »
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I think it must be Fiverings!  Whistle  lmao Nice one Aileen!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2005 on: November 03, 2014, 07:09 PM »
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  LOl, Is this a pc version of the old scotsman, englishman, irishman routine?
Quite possibly, and I do know that I've come across it before but a long time ago, although I'm sure the dramatis personae were different!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2006 on: November 03, 2014, 08:46 PM »
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Quite possibly, and I do know that I've come across it before but a long time ago, although I'm sure the dramatis personae were different!
   Thinking back to old playground jokes - Which nationality is most likely to turn his back on you? The Philippean.
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2007 on: November 03, 2014, 08:53 PM »
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   Thinking back to old playground jokes - Which nationality is most likely to turn his back on you? The Philippean.
It took a few seconds before that one clicked.  Good though!
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2008 on: November 10, 2014, 02:34 AM »
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I'm sure this is another oldie, or a variation of one, but here goes!


A guy was standing at the bottom of the stairs in Notre Dame
listening to the bells. He decided to go up and meet the ringer, so
he climbed up the many stairs until finally he was standing not three
metres away from Quasimodo

In a soft voice he said "Can I ring the bells?" as the hunchback
pushed his head against the bell

"No, you need training or you will be in danger"

The guy replied "C'mon please, I'll be careful"

"Be very careful"

Minutes went by as he pushed the bell safely with the might of his hands

"Can I ring the bell with my head now?" The guy asked

"NO, YOU NEED TRAINING!"

"I can do it"

"OK, but don't say you haven't been warned"

Alas on his first heave he lost his balance and when the bell swung
back it hit him out of the window and he fell down the tower to his death.
Quasimodo raced down the stairs with all possible speed, and when he
got to the bottom a small crowd had gathered with a policeman
examining the body

The policeman then yelled to the crowd - "Does anybody know this man?”

Quasimodo answered - "No, but his face rings a bell!"
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Re: Joke of the day « Reply #2009 on: November 10, 2014, 11:13 AM »
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 lmao lmao Nice one Aileen!
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