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Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « on: April 27, 2010, 11:11 PM »
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A few gems from Jimmy Carr to get the ball rolling...

"I hate griffiti, I saw a dreadful piece of grifitti the other day, all coppers are *****''' it said. "Oooh, dreadful I though... that 's' shouldn't be possesive."

"I saw another piece which said 'Asylum seekers out', so I changed it to something more postivie and wrote Asylum seekers in, Asylum seekers out, in, out, in, out, you sake it all about"
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #1 on: April 27, 2010, 11:25 PM »
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Why have you put a y in lmao? lol
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #2 on: April 27, 2010, 11:27 PM »
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Mayo...

Mayonaise...
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #3 on: April 27, 2010, 11:41 PM »
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Yeah I get that but it doesn't fit into it! Laughing My Arse Off... Not Laughing My  Arse Mayonnaise Off... It's just hasn't got the same ring to it!
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 11:44 PM »
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Haha I am not going to EXPLAIN why LMAYO works...

Some Lee Mack...

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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 01:40 AM »
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Hmm, Jimmy Carr can be hit or miss - very good one liner comedian though.

Bill Bailey is probably my favourite stand-up comedian, very talented guy.

Reginald D. Hunter, Robin Williams, Marcus Brigstocke and Lee Evans are also brilliant.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 08:52 AM »
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Lee Evans, Lee Mack, Peter Kay, Billy Connolly, Jack Dee, Jason Manford, Eddie Izzard and I've started liking John Bishop.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 09:13 AM »
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Michael McIntyre is hands down best comedian of our time Very Happy
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 09:37 AM »
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Oh yeah I like him too!  lol  I like loads.  I first saw McIntyre live in the Comedy Store in Manchester Very Happy
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 11:35 AM »
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Meh, I used to like McIntyre but his brand of comedy gets really old.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 12:35 PM »
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Michael McIntyre is hands down best comedian of our time Very Happy

Best comedian of our time?

I just see him as a Peter Kay of our time, squeaky clean observational humour.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 12:47 PM »
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I love Peter Kay. His delivery is superb, plus he always looks quite serious haha, he always has such a funny look about him.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 12:50 PM »
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I love Peter Kay. His delivery is superb, plus he always looks quite serious haha, he always has such a funny look about him.

He does have a good delivery but apparently he's a bit of a gag-stealer and those who worked with him on Phoenix Nights say he's a bit of a selfish *******.
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #13 on: April 28, 2010, 12:53 PM »
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I know someone whos going watching him tonight in Manchester, well jealous!
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Re: Stand up comedy (LOL, ROFL, PMSL, LMAYO!!!) « Reply #14 on: April 29, 2010, 10:56 AM »
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Michael McIntyre is hands down best comedian of our time Very Happy

nah  Billy was voted top comedian - he's not as good as he was but he still has it and he's a great fan of Andy, so that counts for something!
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