5. You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops. - Everyone should. TOTP is crap.
9. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it. What is wrong with that!
12. Pop music all starts to sound cr*p. Pop music was always crap.
19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q. I love the colour charts they make me happy.