EJ I've never met you but from your ramblings you remind me of my sister. Once she gets started on a story she goes on for about five minutes with barely a breath.
Do you also say "like" a lot between sentences?
I'm trying to work out what "but my boobs got up instead" means.
Again, in my defense, this is the first time I am talking about it. AT ALL. But it's nice to have you around so that I can ramble nonstop about these things. Besides, I am cute.
The word "like" is probably a North American thing. I must have picked up at some point.
She basically pushed my breasts up. The idea is to push all your inside organs up so that it can push out whatever is stuck in your throat.