I've found it lol. That is erm rather accurate to reality actually, I'm always getting slapped by girls and my ex-girlfriend slapped me many of times before we started going out (she also kicked me in the shins and spat in my face once when she was sat right next to me that was fun). But if I was crying afterwards I would have been doing it purely to make you feel bad and get sympathy.
It sounds like I should definitely grow a beard though.
Aha, I finally found your
post, had a tough time. lol
I'm the kind of person who wants to slap many people but always hold back so I was kinda surprised that I slapped you, even though it was just a dream. Maybe you insulted Andy.
I think I'm a harmless girlfriend- I have never spat, threatened or squeezed a random guy's butt.
But yes, I did slap my ex twice when he spread some shitty rumours about me.
And yeah, grow a beard. I like it.